Having a dinner with family this season? Make everyone giggle with these jokes and check back for more as we find them! Thanksgiving Jokes Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners! What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A Har-VEST After Thanksgiving dinner was finished, Mort saw his little brother Sid in the … [Read more...]
How NOT to Get Eaten: A Seasonal Guide to Surviving Thanksgiving
Editor’s Note: We asked Terrance, a turkey who has lived East of the Cooper for many years and has yet to be captured and turned into a Thanksgiving feast, to explain how he has managed to survive when others have not. If you or someone you know has ideas about rescuing a turkey this year, feel free to pass along this article. Life as a turkey is sometimes odd. I don’t mean … [Read more...]
Clemson Tigers and Carolina Gamecocks Jokes
Updated September 2019 Jokes about USC The USC library burns. Three books are found. Two are found not colored in. - Mark DuVall, Mount Pleasant Magazine Facebook comment What do Gamecock fans do after they win an SEC championship? • They turn off the PlayStation. Why do South Carolina football players like smart women? • Opposites attract. A Clemson grad … [Read more...]