Having a dinner with family this season? Make everyone giggle with these jokes and check back for more as we find them! Thanksgiving Jokes Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners! What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A Har-VEST After Thanksgiving dinner was finished, Mort saw his little brother Sid in the … [Read more...]
How NOT to Get Eaten: A Seasonal Guide to Surviving Thanksgiving
Editor’s Note: We asked Terrance, a turkey who has lived East of the Cooper for many years and has yet to be captured and turned into a Thanksgiving feast, to explain how he has managed to survive when others have not. If you or someone you know has ideas about rescuing a turkey this year, feel free to pass along this article. Life as a turkey is sometimes odd. I don’t mean … [Read more...]
Clemson Tigers and Carolina Gamecocks Jokes
Updated August 2025 Jokes about USC Why don't South Carolina Gamecocks use the internet? • Because they can't string three "Ws" together. What’s the difference between a Gamecocks fan and a puppy? • Eventually, the puppy stops whining. Why did the Gamecock cross the road? • To get away from the Tigers—again. What do you call a South Carolina … [Read more...]