Pickup Lines for Valentine’s Day

 Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! 

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? 

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 

Do you wash your pants in Windex? I can see myself in them.

Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it? 

Can I borrow your library card? I’d like to check you out.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 

 I don’t think a firefighter could put you out. 

Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet. 

Something’s wrong with my phone – your number isn’t in it. 

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